How NOT to Run a Business (Note to Verizon)

Verizon Online should note that a good way to encourage users to want to avail themselves of your services in the future is NOT to make it so that said users can only access their e-mail 3 days out of the week at random times of your choosing if they do the Hokey Pokey and perform the ritual sacrifice to the gods of email.

Like you do, Verizon.

Another good thing NOT to do is advertise in the mail to a region the wonders of getting Verizon FiOS TV when you don’t actually offer that service to the area where your mail was sent.

You suck, Verizon.

Hard.

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